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Assassin's creed Secret Achievements revealed!!

2007-11-17T00:41:00.000-08:00

here are 44 achievements with a total of 1000 points.

The Eagle and The Apple - 1191 (100 points)
Complete Assassin's Creed.

Personal Vendetta (40 points)
Kill every Templar.

Keeper of the Lions Passant (25 points)
Find All of Richard's Flags in the Kingdom.

Keeper of the Creed (10 points)
Find All Flags in Masyaf.

Keeper of the Four Gospels (20 points)
Find All Flags in Jerusalem.

Keeper of the Crescent (20 points)
Find All Flags in Damascus.

Absolute Symbiosis (45 points)
Have a complete Synchronization bar.

Fearless (25 points)
Complete all Reach High Points.

Hungerer of Knowledge (20 points)
See 85% of all the memory glitches.

Defender of the People: Acre (20 points)
Complete every free mission in Acre.

Defender of the People:Jerusalem (20 points)
Complete every free mission in Jerusalem.

Defender of the People: Damascus (20 points)
Complete every free mission in Damascus.

Conversationalist (20 points)
Go through every dialog with Lucy.

Disciple of the Creed (30 points)
Assassinate all your targets with a full DNA bar.

Eagle's Will (20 points)
Defeat 100 opponents without dying.

Eagle's Flight (20 points)
Last 10 minutes in open conflict.

Eagle's Prey (20 points)
Assassinate 100 guards.

Blade in the Crowd (30 points)
Kill one of your main targets like a true assassin.

Eagle's Challenge (20 points)
Defeat 25 guards in a single fight.

Eagle's Swiftness (20 points)
Perform 100 Counter Kill in Fights.

Eagle's Dive (20 points)
Perform 50 Combo Kills in Fights.

Eagle's Talon (15 points)
Perform 50 stealth assassinations.

Eagle's Dance (10 points)
Perform 50 leap of faith.

The hands of a Thief (15 points)
Pickpocket 200 throwing knives.

March of the Pious (5 points)
Use Scholar blending 20 times.

Eagle's Eye (15 points)
Kill 75 guards by throwing knives.

Enemy of the Poor (5 points)
Grab and Throw 25 Harassers.

Gifted Escapist (5 points)
Jump through 20 merchant stands.

Keeper of the Black Cross (10 points)
Find All Teutonic Flags in Acre.

Keeper of the Order (10 points)
Find all Templar Flags in Acre.

Keeper of the 8 Virtues (10 points)
Find All Hospitalier Flags in Acre.

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Comedy Central Favorite Clips

2007-11-11T22:29:00.000-08:00

Comedy Central is an American cable television and satellite television channel that carries predominantly comedy programming, both original and syndicated. Since late 2006, local versions of Comedy Central (which do not have identical schedules to their U.S. counterpart) have launched in European markets such as Poland, Germany, the Netherlands, and Italy.

J.Lo's Pregnancy Spoiler

2007-11-08T23:36:00.000-08:00

Jennifer Lopez will supposedly announce that she's pregnant during her show at MSG on Saturday night. Jessica Simpson's people say she didn't drink and dash at the Box — her friend just accidentally took the receipt slip with him. Rosie O'Donnell did an impromptu ten-minute stand-up set during a show by Roseanne Barr at Comix. (Rita Crosby was there, despite having been served a subpoena earlier in the day.) Mariah Carey doesn't know how many bathrooms are in her Tribeca penthouse. Howard Stein, the nightlife honcho behind eighties hangouts Xenon and Rock Lounge, died at 62. The Port Authority says the quality of its toilet paper is much improved, contrary to what Larry David said on last week's episode of Curb. GLAAD forced "Page Six" to apologize for calling the pre-op transsexual who has a reality show on Fox a "she-male."

Barry Bonds's mistress Kimberly Bell was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to pose for Playboy but hasn't seen any of it because the man who brokered the deal (David Hans Schmidt) committed suicide. The girl that Brett Michaels selected to be his girlfriend on Rock of Love told him that she was going to date a Chicago clothing designer instead. Bob Dylan is very private, but he gave his blessing to filmmaker Todd Haynes for I'm Not There. Nicky Hilton will celebrate her 25th-birthday party at Vegas club LAX in the Luxor Hotel. Jennifer Aniston, Natalie Portman, and Orlando Bloom all attended the wedding of L.A. gay power couple Luc Brinker and Todd Diener in Mexico. Francesco Clemente signed a copy for his book for Salman Rushdie at Strand. Patricia Clarkson is sad that she had to film a movie in Toronto, which prevented her from hanging out in her new loft in New York.

GREAT MOVIES

2007-11-08T23:07:00.000-08:00

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Heaven!!

2007-02-24T13:08:00.001-08:00

exotic dance is a performance, usually a dance, in which the performer (sometimes called an ecdysiast), "strips off clothing to arouse sexual desire by displaying the naked body in motion." [1] Stripteases are usually performed in strip clubs. The "teasing" part involves the slowness of undressing, while the audience is eager to see more nudity. Delay tactics include additional clothes being removed, putting clothes or hands in front of just undressed body parts. Emphasis is on the act of undressing along with sexually suggestive movement, not on the state of being undressed: in some cases the performance is finished as soon as the undressing is finished.

Along with physical attractiveness and appropriate clothing, the main asset and tool used by the exotic dancer in recent years is the stripper pole. Almost all exotic dancers are drawn to the profession by the potential for high earnings in the form of tips and commissions from lap/couch dances and champagne rooms.

In addition to night club entertainment, stripping can be a form of sexual play at home between partners. This can be done as an impromptu event or--perhaps for a special occasion--with elaborate planning involving fantasywear, music, special lighting, practised dance moves, and even dance moves that have been previously unpractised.

Jamie Foxx's Laffapalooza 07

2007-02-23T15:08:00.000-08:00

Laffapalooza is a great Urban comedy group that strives for charity in ghetto's and so on. Really funny so check it out!

Dave Chapelle The 50 Million Dollar Man!

2007-02-21T14:43:00.000-08:00

Oh Snap! It's the 50 Million Dollar Man!

In a writing career that any scribbler should envy (even with the Zelda) F. Scott Fitzgerald seriously stumbled only once, when he wrote "There are no second acts in American lives."

Which brings us to Dave Chappelle.

Saw him last night at Toronto's Massey Hall. Read the reviews, and as far as they go, they're fine. You get the idea here. The short list? Is he still funny? Yes. Does he talk about why he walked away from his show? Yes. Is he crazy? Nope. And that's what scares me.

For a storyteller of any stripe, seeing Chappelle stalk the stage was an exhilarating and simultaneously unsettling experience. Exhilarating because his control and pitch are so exact. He's got a sense of timing and pacing that's unparalleled. He fills the stage -- one guy with a mike, smoking a cigarette every few minutes. His segues are seamless, his material never less than sharp. He can go from a serious political run to scatological lowest-common denominator material and back, and never seem like he's pandering. It's all fiercely smart. But more than that, it's confident, in a way I've rarely seen. I remember seeing Robin Williams years ago, post-Mork, pre-Good Morning Vietnam -- and though he was hilarious, it was such a self-conscious, throw everything at the wall and see what sticks train smash, that there was something about it that seemed unseemly.

Chappelle, on the other hand, stands up there and really seems like he doesn't give a fuck. Now, I know some of that is comic pose. But not all of it -- and that's what brings me to the unsettling part.

Because Dave Chappelle is undoubtedly a changed man. If you go back and see his standup specials from around the time Chappelle's Show debuted, or just before, and compare that to the guy on stage now -- it's clearly not the same guy. He's seen some dark shit, and it's changed him. There's something sad in his delivery that wasn't there before. You don't need to go too far to see an angry black comic. But Dave Chappelle will chill you, son. Because he's not just raging against the machine. You don't doubt for a second that he's seen it up close, felt the breath on his neck. For anybody who makes their living off creative labors... it's just... uncomfortable.

All black comics variously trade in some version of jokes about The Man...but when Chappelle stands up there and looks out at a largely white audience and says, "I don't mean you...you're not the real white people. I've met the real white people..." it's not paranoia talking -- it sounds -- it feels utterly reasonable. One of the lines I loved last night was when he talked about some of the truly rich people he's met, and asking one how he got so rich. After the traditional old-money disdain for the question, comes the punchline: "if you must know...my family holds the patent on fire."

When he compares the United States to M.C. Hammer, and asks, "what if the truth is that the United States is living a lifestyle it cannot afford?" He may be asking something that any number of left wing critics or academics have been asking for years. But the difference is: he had a seat at the table and walked away.

See, to see Dave Chappelle is to drink in the dissonance of the stories that we've all been reading about him for the last year. Because he does point out to you that there were six media companies that all spread the story about how crazy he was for walking away. You've heard so much about how crazy he is, that to see the fiercely smart, lucid, insightful guy stalking the stage is to make you wonder, just for a second, if the fix really is in, and why?

The thought of walking away from fifty million holds the same sick fascination for me as it does, probably, for most of you. How does a guy do that? What Chappelle does on this current tour is stand up there and tell you why. And damnit if you don't start to believe him.

You can climb the ladder of success in a creative operation, a creative career. You can make good money. You can buy houses, or afford a car, but you always have to keep in mind that you're not the person with the real money. And that every choice you make, every compromise, pulls you a little tighter.

So how do you walk away? Chappelle started with a metaphor, pointing at the stool on the stage, and saying, "that's fifty million dollars." And then the moment you reach for it...thunk...he drops the mike down on the stool. There it is, a big dick on top of the pile. He shakes his head. "I just couldn't figure out how to get that dick off the money."

My favorite part of the show wasn't the funniest, by any means. In a ten minute monologue at show's end, Chappelle tells a story of legendary Pimp Iceberg Slim. It's a story of how he got one of his 'ho's to keep working long after she should.

Chappelle has the story honed to a laser -- it's his best illustration, his main metaphor, for letting you in on The Game -- and by the time he comes to the punchline, well, if you're smart, you can see why he walked away. And you respect him for it.

Because if you're like me, deep down, you fear that you couldn't have had the strength to make the same choice. And much as I'd love to have a successful creative career - I hope I never have to find out.

Hobson was a fictional character. But a Chappelle's Choice? Well...that one's the thing, isn't it?

Dizzy!

2007-02-19T08:32:00.000-08:00

Dizzy is a kitten and she is searching a new home! Would you please save her from the little box she's living in? because we can't manage with 5 cats! Put a comment down here with your email and name and we'll respond to you asap!

Comedy Central's Dave Chapelle: GTA

2007-02-19T06:07:00.000-08:00

WElcome on Aeronise.blogspot.com On The Rightside you can find more movies!

Britney Goes Bald!

2007-02-17T14:20:00.000-08:00

Welcome on Aeronise's Blog page!

Britney Spears is going bald
Britney Spears is so stressed about her pop comeback her hair is falling out. Reports claim that Britney is wearing huge hats to cover her thinning hair line. One source said:

'It looks like the poor poppet is suffering from stress-related alopecia. The real cause of her thinning hair is her constant fretting about getting slim and developing a new look for her return to pop."

In less than one year, Kevin Federline has made Britney fat, annoying, and now bald. Although I guess I should take some responsibility for putting the pressure on her to thin down. Calling somebody a beached whale might not be the self-esteem booster I thought it was.

Btw I keep getting this The video you have requested is not available.

If you have recently uploaded this video, you may need to wait a few minutes for the video to process. Do you guys know wtf this is?

World of Warcraft!

2007-02-17T13:32:00.000-08:00

World of Warcraft (commonly abbreviated as WoW) is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) developed by Blizzard Entertainment and is the fourth game in the Warcraft series, excluding expansion packs and the canceled Warcraft Adventures: Lord of the Clans. World of Warcraft is a subscription-based MMORPG that lacks an offline mode. The Warcraft series of games are set in the Warcraft Universe, a fantasy setting introduced by Warcraft: Orcs & Humans in 1994. World of Warcraft itself takes place within the world of Azeroth, four years after the events at the conclusion of Blizzard's previous release, Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. World of Warcraft's release celebrated the 10th anniversary of the Warcraft franchise.

Although its initial release was hampered by server stability and performance issues,[2] the game is a popular[3][4] and a financial success, being the world's leading subscription-based MMORPG. On January 11, 2007, Blizzard announced that the subscriber base for World of Warcraft has reached a new milestone, with 8 million players worldwide; there are more than 2 million players in North America, 1.5 million players in Europe, and 3.5 million players in China.[5] The game has won numerous awards and recognitions, including Gamespot's Game of the Year Award for 2004. The first official World of Warcraft expansion pack, known as The Burning Crusade, was released on January 16, 2007.

There is also a World of Warcraft Board Game published by Fantasy Flight Games and a World of Warcraft Trading Card Game published by Upper Deck Entertainment.

Daily Show Headlines

2007-02-16T21:40:00.000-08:00

(currently The Daily Show with Jon Stewart) is a Peabody and Emmy Award-winning half-hour American comical news television program produced by and run on the Comedy Central cable television network. The show premiered on Monday, July 22, 1996, and was hosted by Craig Kilborn, who acted as an anchorman. In 1998, Kilborn left the show and was replaced by Jon Stewart in early 1999.

Providing news-related comedy in the tradition of Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update" segment, Channel 4's The Eleven O'Clock Show, and the long-running Canadian series This Hour Has 22 Minutes, The Daily Show reports on the foibles and hypocrisy of the real world with a satirical edge. Since Stewart's entrance, the show has also developed a reputation as one of the sharpest political commentary shows on American television.

Daily Show - Death Fridge For Larry King! [02-2007]

2007-02-15T23:14:00.000-08:00

Robot Chicken - Giraffe!

2007-02-15T14:35:00.000-08:00

A Great Robot Chicken Episode Downloadable here Season 3!

Remembering Anna Nicole Smith

2007-02-15T01:57:00.000-08:00

The Daily show with Jon Stewart made a really funny report about Remembering Anna Nicole Check it out! Check the Rob Riggle report! and Colbert Report

- Comedy Central Download more movies here!

This is How I Dance - Robot Chicken

2007-02-15T01:39:00.000-08:00

This is sutch a funny movie! It keeps making me laugh every time I see it. Aero out!

Michael Holmes Alive After 2 Mile Fall From The Sky!

2007-02-14T13:38:00.000-08:00

Alive after two mile fall
By Ryan Morrison
Jersey skydiver Michael Holmes survived a two mile fall in New Zealand after his parachute failed.

Jersey's Michael Holmes was skydiving in New Zealand when his parachute failed and he found himself heading for the ground at 120mph on Tuesday 12 December.

During what would have been a relatively routine jump for a man who's been doing this for seven years, and was the youngest British person ever to qualify as a skydiving instructor, the parachute failed.

Michael's father told us that the main parachute became tangled, which then caused problems for the reserve parachute. He explained what happened:

"Half of the parachute collapsed. The parachute is attached to a container on the skydivers back with a load of lines and they became tangled.
Michael Holmes (filmed by James Boole)
Michael Holmes (filmed by James Boole)

"The tangle went right back down to the container with the result that he couldn't release the pain chute, what they call, cut away the main chute.

"Nor could he deploy the reserve and the reserve couldn't deploy itself either because of the tangle."
Blackberry Bush

However, despite falling 12,000ft Michael survived. He fell into a blackberry bush at around 100 mph and suffered a punctured lung and broken ankle.

Michael was found unconscious by police in a blackberry bush in a conservation area in Five Mile Bay in Taupo on New Zealand's North Island.

Anna Nicole's Boyfriend Crying!

2007-02-14T13:34:00.000-08:00

Marshall died unexpectedly Tuesday evening in the Dallas area from a brief and extremely aggressive infection, the family said in a written statement released through spokesman David Margulies. He declined to provide additional details.

"The family would politely request that their privacy be respected during this extremely difficult time as they grapple with this devastating loss," the statement said.

Smith married Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II in 1994, when she was 26 and he was 89. He died the following year. Since then, E. Pierce Marshall has been locked in a legal battle over her entitlement to the estate.

The Supreme Court last month revived former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith's pursuit of her late husband's oil fortune, ruling Monday that the one-time stripper deserves another day in court.

The case has had twists and turns. Smith won a $474 million judgment, which was cut to about $89 million and eventually reduced to zero.

Anna nicole!

2007-02-14T13:04:00.001-08:00

Anna Nicole Smith's body lies in legal limbo
POSTED: 3:27 p.m. EST, February 14, 2007
Story Highlights
• NEW: Fla. takes jurisdiction over Anna Nicole Smith's body
• NEW: Hearings set Thursday in Fla., Tues in Calif.
• Order to preserve remains for DNA test lifted
• Smith, 39, died Thursday at a Florida hotel
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida (AP) -- Judges on both coasts weighed in Wednesday on what to do with Anna Nicole Smith's body amid the custody dispute over her infant daughter, moving closer to releasing the former Playboy Playmate's body for burial.

A Florida judge, citing a California court's order last week for DNA testing on Smith's body, ordered a morgue not to release it.

A Los Angeles judge, however, quickly lifted a request that the body be held. (Watch CNN's Jeff Toobin try to untangle the legal mess Video)

"California has no need for the body of Anna Nicole," said James Neavitt, an attorney for Howard K. Stern, one of several men claiming paternity of 5-month-old Dannielynn.

Neavitt said Florida officials who performed the autopsy on Smith have preserved her DNA.

Attorneys for Stern went back to Circuit Judge Lawrence Korda in Florida to ask that the body be released.

Korda had ordered the body held for 10 days after a brief meeting in his chambers Wednesday morning with attorneys for photographer Larry Birkhead, who claims to be the baby's father.
Paternity suit

Birkhead asked the Florida court Tuesday to enforce the California court order for DNA testing filed Friday, the day after Smith died. Nancy Hass, an attorney for Birkhead, said the Birkhead camp feared that accurate DNA testing would not be possible if the body were released and moved out of state.

Smith's mother, Vergie Arthur, and Stern had been opposing last week's decision by the Los Angeles judge, fearing that if the body is not embalmed, even though it is refrigerated, it will not be suitable for viewing or funeral purposes.

"We would just want ... to proceed with a proper burial," Ron Rale, the attorney who had represented Smith in the California paternity battle, said before the hearing in Los Angeles.

"No one should go about touching Anna Nicole," Rale said.

Krista Barth, another lawyer for Stern, said Smith made it clear she wanted to be buried in the Bahamas, where her son is buried, and condemned what she said were Arthur's efforts to bury her daughter's body in Texas.

"I think we all know Anna wants to be next to Daniel, and anything else is a tragedy," Barth said.

A Bahamian judge issued an injunction Tuesday preventing the baby from being taken out of the country until the custody case is resolved. Arthur wants to be named guardian of her granddaughter and sought the order because she feared Stern would take the child from the Bahamas, her lawyer said Wednesday.

Arthur has said she fears for the baby's safety, noting Stern was present when Smith died and when Smith's son died in the Bahamas in September, three days after Dannielynn was born. Stern has said Smith hated her mother.
Prompt release of body urged

As the dispute unfolded in court, Broward County medical examiner Joshua Perper filed an affidavit Tuesday urging the prompt release of the body, warning that "any further delay would result in destructive changes to the body."

Susan Brown, who with Hass represented Birkhead at Wednesday's hearing in Florida, said she did not object to Smith being embalmed.

Perper said the model's body will remain refrigerated until he receives a judge's order.

Smith, 39, died February 8 after collapsing at a hotel. She was the widow of billionaire J. Howard Marshall II, whom she married when he was 89 and she was 26. She had been fighting his family for years over his fortune. (Watch authorities play the 911 tape Video)

Daniellynn could inherit millions from her mother's estate.

Rale is executor of Smith's estate. He and Stern, a co-executor, are authorized to make funeral arrangements.

Prince Frederic von Anhalt, the husband of the actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, has said he had a decade-long affair with Smith and may also be the father. He said Monday he plans to file a paternity challenge and wants a DNA test.

A hearing was set for next Tuesday in Los Angeles to consider whether DNA from Smith can be used in the paternity case.

2007-02-14T13:02:00.000-08:00

Bush: U.S. aims to protect troops, not wage war with Iran
POSTED: 2:18 p.m. EST, February 14, 2007
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• Bush says Iran supplying weapons to Iraq insurgents
• Bush says plans to increase security in Iraq with U.S., Iraqi troops on course
• The president touts North Korea agreement to stop nuclear program
• President's news conference was first in two months
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WASHINGTON (CNN) -- President Bush said Wednesday he did not know if Iranian leaders sent weapons used to kill U.S. troops in Iraq but Iranian-made bombs were having a deadly effect and the United States had to respond.

"We know [the bombs are] there, we know they're provided by the Quds force. We know the Quds force is a part of the Iranian government," he told a news conference.

"I don't think we know who picked up the phone and said 'the Quds force, go do this,' but we know it's a vital part of the Iranian government. What matters is, is that we're responding."

The president rejected suggestions that the U.S. was creating a basis for conflict with Iran as "preposterous."

"My job is to protect our troops, and when we find devices that are in that country that are hurting our troops, we're going to do something about it, pure and simple. ... Does this mean you're trying to have a pretext for war? No. It means I'm trying to protect our troops. That's what that means," Bush said. (Full story)

The Quds force is an elite special operations unit in Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard. (Watch Quds force explained Video)

In his first news conference in two months, Bush also praised the performance of the Iraqi government in moving to blunt the insurgency, and he said he was pleased with an agreement with North Korea to stop nuclear weapons development.

Bush also touched on Iran's nuclear program, saying he wants to keep the world -- not just the United States -- focused on the issue.

"I believe that's a more effective way of convincing the Iranians to give up their nuclear weapons ambitions," he said.

As for progress in Iraq, Bush said the government of Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki is fulfilling its commitment to increase troops and security in Baghdad.

In his first news conference in two months, Bush said Iraqi insurgents will do all they can to "undermine the Maliki government and its Baghdad security plan."

"These are people that will kill innocent men, women and children to achieve their objective, which is to discourage the Iraqi people, to foment sectarian violence -- and to, frankly, discourage us from helping" the government of Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki do its job, Bush said.

Bush said insurgents are also trying hard to turn American public opinion against the war.

"They're all aimed at, frankly, causing people here in America to say it's not worth it," Bush said of insurgent attacks.

But he said the violence will be much worse if the U.S. abandons Iraq now.

"If you think the violence is bad now, imagine what it would look like if we don't help them secure the city, the capital city of Baghdad," he said.

Shortly before the conference began, the president said he spoke with Gen. David Petraeus, his new commander on the ground in Iraq.

Bush said Petraeus told him that "the commander who Prime Minister Maliki picked to operate the Baghdad security plan is in place. They're setting up a headquarters. And they're in the process of being in a position to be able to coordinate all forces."

Bush said his plan to add U.S. combat troops to Iraq was on course.

"We talked about the fact that our coalition troops that are heading into Baghdad will be arriving on time," Bush said of his conversation with Petraeus. (Watch House members face off over Iraq resolution Video)

Bush has proposed the deployment of another 21,000 troops. (Full story)

Bush cautioned the Democrat-majority Congress that they don't undermine the troops in Iraq -- whether they agree with his strategy or not.

"I am going to make it very clear to the members of Congress starting now that ... they need to fund our troops, and they need to make sure we have the flexibility necessary to get the job done," he said.

Bush said there was progress on the civilian side in Iraq as well.

"The Iraqi government's making progress on reforms that will allow more of its citizens to re-enter political life," he said, adding that he will keep up pressure on al-Maliki "to keep making the hard decisions he's making."
North Korea's nuclear program

Bush also touted an agreement with North Korea to begin closing down its nuclear program.

North Korea has 60 days to shut down its Yongbyon nuclear complex and readmit nuclear inspectors. In return, it will get 50,000 tons of fuel oil or financial aid of an equal amount. (Full story)

Bush said he was pleased with the agreements reached Tuesday at the six-party talks in Beijing, and pleased with the efforts of China to get the deal.

"This is a good first step," Bush said, but Pyongyang must follow through "and do what they say they will do."

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice drew a distinction between the first 60-day period, when she said nuclear activities will be suspended, and a later "disablement phase."

"The disabling of these facilities is a sign that the North Koreans may, in fact, be ready to make a strategic choice," she said at a briefing in Washington on Tuesday. "I will not take it as a complete sign until we've seen that disablement, but obviously disablement is an important step forward."

The United States, China, South Korea, Japan and Russia have been holding talks with North Korean officials since 2002 in an effort to convince Pyongyang to give up its nuclear weapons program.

Justin Timberlake - Comes Around Goes Around

2007-02-12T08:15:00.001-08:00

How To Share Videos With Your Friends And Get Paid! Click Here.

Dj Tips

2007-02-12T08:06:00.003-08:00

How To Share Videos With Your Friends And Get Paid! Click Here.

2007-02-11T11:00:00.000-08:00

DJs, welcome to the online DJ training manual: DJ Training 101. The book is divided into chapters of Disc Jockey tips that are accessed via the hyperlinks to the left. The DJ Tips training business course has been laid out in logical order and should be read from beginning to end, however feel free to skip around and click on chapters that are of interest to you.Advanced DJ Tips training techniques are available once the course is completed

The internet has changed the way DJs do business. Now, it is easier than ever to start a DJ business. Your competition is online. It is simple to spy on your competition without even leaving your home. Spy on the DJ companies that are placing ads on the internet; they're the ones that are making money.

You can, and should, go to their web sites, fill out their forms for price quotes and see how they do business. You'll learn a lot. This is great DJ training and can not be stressed highly enough. That's how to get in the mix.

Even if you want to be strictly a Techno, club, or radio jock, you first need to be a salesperson. If you can't sell your DJ services, you'll be an unemployed DJ. You'll learn how to sell yourself as a DJ by seeing and hearing how the DJs that are making money do it. And, the're on line. How convenient for you.

Now, go to the chapters on the left, and get to reading the book. We've got a lot of work ahead of us.